Careers

We are now hiring for:

  • A Stucco contractor
  • Floor repairs
  • Dog-walking
  • Painters
  • Electricians
  • … And more!

We pay solid: unlimited coffee* and pizza**!

Please send your CV and motivational letter our way, as well as the job you are applying to. We will promptly respond with a personality and IQ test, or entirely ignore you. We look forward to micromanaging you.

* Limited to a reasonable consumption of one person

** Limited to one a day