Do you really need this page? If so, you probably aren’t (shouldn’t be?) invited.
We are just a homely couple o’ couch-potatoes living in the great city of Oss, AKA Dutch Gotham.
Thomas, feeling the pangs of loneliness and ennui during his university days, decided to end this woe through the acquisition of a stunning mail-order bride. Though she proved to be far more costly than anticipated, her delightful humor compensated for the expense. Having fulfilled the ‘mail’ and ‘order’ aspects, primarily through indulgent purchases from Bijenkorf and Cult Beauty, the ‘bride’ part is now poised to be realized as well.
Kristyna, the Glorious and Beautiful Princess of Moravia-Silesia (official title), embarked on what was intended to be a brief diplomatic sojourn to the Netherlands. Her noble mission encompassed the desire to immerse herself in the rich organizational culture, the vibrant populace, and the exquisite cuisine of this foreign land. Alas, she found herself disillusioned in all these endeavors. Determined that her journey not be entirely in vain, she resolved to seek out a true Dutch prince. Unfortunately, this quest too ended in disappointment. However, she found solace in the fact that her would-be suitor possessed a majestic white horse.